Yo yo another big yap coming your way. It has been a while since I made one but figured what the hey might as well pump out another one. This time I am going to talk about the gimmicks that are being used in the WWE and how some of them are so bloody stupid.
Lately we have been given the gift of Jericho and how he has turned into the conscience of the people watching and enjoying the WWE. Which is fine.. when he was coming back from his retraining his theme was to save us. However he has turned into the legend killer, as proofed by the last Wrestlemania. Now strike me if I am wrong but didn’t we already have ANOTHER fighter use that gimmick? And did it not get very old very quick? I mean come up with something a little new to our senses.
I realize that it is hard to do so when you have 60 year olds writing the storylines for the shows and they have been doing so for many years. Eventually they run out of ideas. Or maybe they think that the last time they ran gimmicks was so long ago that they can refresh them anew with the young viewers watching. I can understand that but Randy Orton’s legend killing days were not that far back.
Why not use spousal gimmicks like they did with Miss Elizabeth. Oh wait they did with John Cenas father getting kicked in the head. Yes I realize it is not a spouse but its family, to me it is the same thing. These gimmicks are not teaching our children anything as it shows to get at someone why go through them themselves when you can go after someone else and torture them emotionally. There are great gimmicks out there that don’t make us change our views or mentality of what is right and wrong.
Now the gimmick they got with Santina to me is golden. That is absolutely hilarious with him stating to the Amazon that she is not half the woman that “Santina” is. It is an innocent gimmick with tons of starting branches for later on. However it is not something that can be run for long. If it does then it’s just dragging a dead cat behind it. Aka it stinks.
I am just glad that they have stopped two gimmicks that basically made me shut off my TV. whenever WWE appeared on the screen. Those gimmicks are the Hornswoggle and the genetic jackhammer. Now people know which ones those are so I wont go into details on them. What they should do though is use Horn as they did back at the start of 2008 when he fought another little person “Mini Boogeyman” The stuff they used in that match was great. They brought back green mist. Which to me is GREATLY underused. They even had a mini royal rumble which was absolutely hilarious and one of the best matches I have seen in a long time.
Some of the best gimmicks are never used anymore. You don’t see any hill billies anymore. You don’t even see any anti establishment characters in the ring. Lets use DX for a min. Sure some of their skits were to me not very polite as they mainly used a sexual nature to their jokes. But the interaction between Hunter Hurst and Shawn Michaels had some of the best moments in the WWE or the WWF history.
My favourite skit from those two was the one where Hunter meets Shawn back stage and comments on how they were not controversial. Then Shawn goes around superkicking interns and office staff left and right while he complains down the hallway. That stuff worked and it drew the customers. Personally I don’t know why they can’t go back to doing that sort of thing but with new wrestlers. The stuff they had Orton doing sucked beyond belief. There was no gimmick and no storylines. Orton just came down to the ring and kicked people in the head. Yes I know I have mentioned this in my last yap but cmon.. it really does suck.
You can tell they realize that some of the stuff they try is horrible as they brought the deadman back from his biker image. That was a great move on their part. There is only so much they can do with a biker image and they definitely didn’t want to make the Undertaker a heel as he was a fan favourite. Some of the biggest hypes that I saw from earlier main events was the Undertaker getting half killed and he kept on sitting back up. Now however they toned it down. He still sits back up but you can see now that he makes it look like it’s an effort. To show the audience that he is indeed hurt. What ever happened to you cannot hurt the deadman?
Some of the best gimmicks that I have seen is yes the DX gimmicks but also the Bushwackers. Those guys rocked whenever they had a match. Who else can lick another mans head and make it look tasty. These guys were golden and to me they were severely underused. The last airing they had was at the gimmick royal rumble on April 1st 2001 during Wrestlemania 17. They were in the ring for all of maybe 3 seconds combined time literally but of that Match I can’t remember who won but I definitely remember that moment. Absolutely the best of all Gimmicks I have seen of any wrestler since.
Personally I say for WWE to release their storyline guys and grab a younger crew that can come up with fresh ideas. I don’t think this is asking for much. I personally haven’t really watched any WWE shows for the past while due to the fact that either the gimmicks are totally stupid and moronic or they don’t even exist at all.
An example for that would be Batista. Where is his gimmick? All he does is strut around the ring flexing. He cant wrestle.. he has no gimmick.. what is the point of having him in the WWE anyways. To be he ties with the skills of Khali. I have seen both of these gentlemen fight outside of the WWE so I know what their abilities are. Both have no skill and no gimmicks. Sure they tried Khali with a gimmick but cmon, the dude is a clubber. He swings his arms 2 miles an hour.
90% of the people in the WWE right now have gimmicks that suck. The rest don’t even have gimmicks. Bloody jobbers. If this keeps up what is the point of even watching wrestling anymore. I say buy the wrestling anthology so you can see what wrestling is actually about. Jericho’s beating of men in their 60’s and 70’s is downright ridiculous. Its a waste of our time and money to watch stuff like this when there are better things we can be doing. Like guzzling battery acid.
The WWE should stop insulting its viewers and realize that some actually have a brain. Notice I said some. Watching some of the shows there are people that still jump the barriors and try to attack the wrestlers. Or you can see some of them spit on the wrestlers as they make their way ringside. Some of these wrestlers play a great heel. So great in fact that I guess some people don’t remember what is real and what is fake. For those of us that actually have an education and don’t drink out of the toilet I say its time to give the WWE a chance to remake themselves by turning our attention to the indy matches. There are some great little companies out there that have some good talent and their wrestlers have some gimmicks that are worth enjoying. That are actually worth our time AND money.
Thank you for your time reading this. This has been my big yap and I guess it is time to shut it.
Hello guys , I am writing this to you who are desperate or try to find out where their mistakes come from.What you will read here , may not fix all of your problems but I think it will help you a bit with the girls 
.
So hello , did you ask yourself -how to begin a conversation , how to continue it to make it interesting ,and one of the most important things- how to read the body language.
Ok first I will start with the so called “attitude”.You must be convinced that you will succeed.You way of thinking must be
that you will make it and everything will be fine.
First you have to make an impression – to have equal chances with the other guys out there who approach the hot girls all the time its a must that you – dont use the pullover that you grandma’ gave you for your last birthday or some bad shoes, because woman- look at the shoes .Get some new clothes, try to follow the fashion a bit (I know this sounds crazy but if you want to look attractive when you get spotted but a woman thats the way).Dont be with some nerd made hair , try to make it normal , use 5 mins to look at some magazine to see what I am talking about.
Ok , ready with the clothes, it comes the attitude.No one likes guys who dress well but when they speak they forget all words or they just dont what to say becuse they are simply stupid (like it happens many times).First dont be afraid to approach a woman (they DONT bite) , a good opener to say is try to get her opinion on something, like for example
if you are in a food store you can ask her about some food (be sure that she has it in her so she actually knows about the stuff that you want to ask).Tell her that you and your friend made a bet on something regarding this food , that will most likely make her think :He only wants someone to ask opinion from and nothing else.If the conversation is going well be sure that you are the first to tell her “bye” , and dont say your name if you are not asked to. That way you will remain mysterious , and woman like mysteries . Dont forget the eye contact , it shows that you are interested, but do not stare,because this may be scary for some people.Glance away for a second and then return your eyes on her and look her in the eyes, not somewhere else because you will look like a freakin’ maniac who wants to get laid with the first woman who meets.
About getting the phone number- woman often make the trick “give me your number and I will call you” .. well most likely she wont call you , so you must be the one that gets her phone number and if you say you will call her at that time , do as you said because not doing that shows that you are not a serious man.
You MUST be funny.Making a woman laugh takes you 1 step closer to what you want – some kind of relashionship or even one-night stand.Dont start talking about some serios things and dont ARGUE, no one likes to argue , just talk normal (not very fast (it wil show that you are nervous/needy witch will be understood by the woman as insecure and you dont want this).Dont take yourself too seriosly , make jokes but dont overdo it .
Now lets talk a bit that body language and the expression that is this stuff doing.First notice the womans’s eyes if has delated pupils – this means 3 things more often.First if she is drunk or has used drugs , second – if its night its normal to have dilated pupils.But if its a day and you see her pupils like that- you can be sure that she is having good time.THis was used from the chinese people long time ago when they were selling stuff and they were guessing will the person like their things or not but looking at the pupils
The other interesting think about body language is the head/hear- well you have seen on the TV (for some shampoo) when woman tilts her head to one side and perhaps flicking her hair.This often means she is confortable in the company she is in at that very moment.
Ok I am going to say it again – hot girls get approach all the time , and if you want to succeed you must be different.
Forget about footbal or other man stuff that you do because this is absolutely boring to the woman that you are talking to and make her think “Pff, just the next jerk”. And you dont want this , do you?
About being different- dont make stupid compliments on her hair , eyes and stuff like that.They are thinking “This one is trying to get laid with me by saying the exact same things I heard yesterday, or no wait,even I heard them 2 days ago aswell”
Try to be unsual and unpredicatble.This will most likely keep the interest of that woman for you.
About the date stuff- FORGET ABOUT THE MOVIE.Going to the cinema is saying to them “hmm this one is not more clever that the prevous one”.And here it comes to being unsual and aswell using your imagination.God gave you brain
and you have to use it.Aswell you must think with the bigger head of yours and not the smaller if you get me right.
Dont let her control you.Woman often try to control man and you will soon become her “doggy” and you dont want this .
Make everything that you are in control of every situation and you lead the way , not her.For example dont say to her
“Where do you like to go tonight ” , instead try this “Tonight at 20.00 I wait you , be ready”. By saying that you are exacly telling her what to do (to wait you at 20.00 o’clock) and in the same time you keep the place where you go as a secret .
Making it a secret will make it more interesting and “interesting ” is what you want.AND never be late – you told her 20.00 then be there, its better to be “3 hours earlier that 3 minutes later”said Shekspire and he was right.
Now – WHAT NOT TO SAY ON A DATE:
First dont speak about ex girlfriends , that you will make the girl you are with most likely angry .
Second- dont tell her she is fat even if she is .No woman wants to be treated as fat.
Third-dont stare at other woman – you are with her and you mustn’t do that mistake.
Forth-dont go for serious talk on the first date.Try to use casual normal conversation.IF you want to understand a woman then you must LISTEN.Dont stop her talking because you wanted to say something.Wait until she finishes, then its your turn.
One of the very annoying things for woman is man who does not shave , so please guys make that thing -shave yourself.You are not living in the middle ages ,are you?
Dont make the mistake to get many things only to express yourself how much you are into her.One flower is ok,overdoing it will make you uninteresting for the woman.When you make plans for first date- try to make it not too indimidating because it may turn the girl you like off.Begin with something normal (but not something that is used every time- like a movie or drink in some bar (remember you are doing this because you want to be different)).For example you can go in the park- its nice there and if its night has a nice view at the stars .The park at night can pass as romantic if your goal is to do that.REMEMBER:your voice when you speak has to be calm (not nervous) , and you must make some pauses.
Dont talk too much , leave that to the woman. ( learn to be a good listener , otherwise it wont work).
Remember aswell that when you take her to play some sport , she may act like she does not know it and she wants you to teach her.Most often dont fall for that- they know how to play most of the times , they just want you do it for them and that is very good sign that she is into you.
Dont be a jerk , have a life , and dont be needy.Learn to be kind to all girls who are around you , not only that one you have feelings for.If you are not from the ones that are kind to all girls – you cant expect to get a woman yourself.Woman are more contact people than man are , witch means – if she wants to understand something about you – bad or good, she will most likely understand it and guess what if you are acting like an idiot… – so if you are, its time to stop and change your way of thinking.And be yourself , dont use a mask , a woman will understand sooner or later this , so you better dont do it – just be who you are, and you will find a woman who loves you for what you are, and you have to love that woman for who she is and – isn’t-also . Hope the things I said will be in help in someone of you.Thanks for reading.
I looked at Archie. “It’s a pity how you see this country. If your mother only told you more about…”
“Mom loved the Philippines.”
“Despite the useless government and stupid people? She loved this country unconditionally I bet.”
“Look—she and I would visit this place every year. She even suggested moving back permanently.”
“And what would you do here, Archie—complain about everything?”
“Of course not! I’d do something productive.”
“Productive. Like what.”
“Llike… turning Villa Nuñez into a plantation, for a start.”
A plantation… run by a foreigner… I found a potential mark.
“And what would this plantation of yours sell?” I said.
He grinned. “Why not coconuts. We’ve got lots of that stuff.”
“How smart. You actually think you can sell that in the market.”
“Not this market, Anna. The world market—obviously.”
“Even smarter. You actually think you can sell that in the world market.”
“And why not?”
“Everyone in Southeast Asia has coconuts—obviously. Supply is high, prices fall. Prices fall, profits wane, your business dies. Archie, you’ve already failed before you even started.”
“Anna, it’s a business. So you invest in what you’ve got. You train people, get better equipment, make yourself more competitive.”
How convenient. This stupid boy set himself up exactly where I wanted him.
I grinned. “Archie? If you were a duck, you’d be committing suicide before you were even shot down.”
He knitted his brows in confusion. “What do you mean?”
“You’re already broke, okay? You spent all your money building your plantation, labor costs, your high-end equipment, shouldering falling prices in…”
“Then take out a damn loan. I told you it’s a business, so you invest in…”
“Oh, you’ll get that loan alright. Anything to perpetuate your coconut exports. But like any good business, they’ll require something… in return.”
I grinned. He began eyeing me cautiously. That’s right, Gallagher. From here on, you’re going down.
“Exports, Archie! Keep sending over those cheap, low-cost raw material coconuts, and import their high-tech finished goods. Do that, and you’ll get your loan—alongside some very impressive imported stuff that, mind you, we Filipinos just love, don’t we? In fact, we worship imported stuff so much we’ll get more and more of them from the other guys—and only those guys, for this nation can never produce those things because all we have are stupid coconuts! And we will depend on their expensive goods forever and ever, as they likewise will depend on us for whatever cheap output our pathetically low-cost economy can come up with! But hey—that’s all we have, so it’s only fair—and equal. Right?”
He didn’t reply.
“How about coconut oil. Can you make that? Or would you like another loan to…”
“What’s your point, Anna.”
“What do you think, Archie.”
We stared at each other. He looked away.
I smiled. “Oh, I get it. I just said oil, so now we’re back to Iraq. And there you are thinking it’s a conspiracy to eventually bomb this country. Very clever. What on earth can they take from this place? Nothing. Except your coconuts. So sell it to them, and they’ll take it—all of it.
He was silent.
“You know what happens next, don’t you. Leave the gates of your Villa Nuñez and take a good look at the impoverished countryside—that is what happens next!”
He said nothing in return.
“Congratulations Archie Gallagher. You’ve just bankrupted the Philippines. Your mother would be proud.”
What are the three secrets in achieving your goals, be it your goals in life or in your dental practice? In this article, dental practice management consultant Ed O’ Keefe will share to you the three, real secrets in achieving your goals in life and in your practice. The dental practice management consultant will give you an in-depth look at these secrets. With these, the dental practice management consultant will show you how to set up your goals and how you will be able to achieve them. And this is something they focus specifically at their dental practice website!
Here’s what he’s going to share to you about these three secrets…
The first secret is how you see yourself. It has something to do in the way that you perceive yourself. You see yourself in a certain way, then you act accordingly. That’s called your identity. You’re a successful person therefore in everything you do you strive to be successful at. It’s like you’re in the middle of the road, you just kind of try to get by on. If you somehow, came up with a limiting belief that says something like:“I’m stupid, I don’t learn things quickly!”. Well, I can prove to you in a matter of 30 seconds that you’re smarter than you’ve ever imagined, by the fact that you can learn things at rapid speeds! And you say, “I don’t understand that!”. Personally, I get so hurt when I see kids who like who believe that kind of thing. It’s not that others are smart and you’re stupid because you don’t learn quickly like them, but it’s because people just learn differently. And while our school systems are shifting a little bit, the reality is when most of us went to school it was just one dimensional. Sit in a classroom and listen. Well, if you’re strength is not in listening, but you like to be hands-on, or you like to be watching and be hands-on at the same time, well you did not succeed in that environment. It made you crazy, in fact you might have started touching people around you, right? Like you grab some stuff over here and grab some stuff over there, and they called you a bad kid. But no, you were not a bad kid… you were just a highly kinesthetic kid, which means you need to be holding on to things. And somewhere along the line, I figured out that all that “crap” about being stupid or whatever is just not true… and that I can learn anything! Now, you can start saying in your head “I can learn anything quickly and easily! I can learn anything quickly and easily!”. Here’s the thing, if there’s someone who thinks that they’re dumb, or someone who thinks they can’t get it, and when someone’s teaching them something they start talking to themselves, saying, “ I don’t know if I’m going to be able to get this….”. Well, as you tie that conversation, guess what happened? Thirty seconds of the description of what’s going on just went by! So you’re not stupid, you just missed half the conversation! That’s all that’s happened. So as a dental practice management consultant, I tell people that when you’re trying to communicate to people, 90% of the battle is just all about shutting up and listening. How can I know what it is you want if I can’t hear you and understand you, right? So it’s just how we see ourselves.
The second secret is what you asked for. Now, here’s a good news and a bad news. Whatever you asked for, whether you say it in a positive or the negative way, is what you will get! So for example, if you say something like “You know what, I really want to attract joy and happiness in my life…” And you just ask God for that and you just keep praying on that, and you live your life based on that, then you’ll find that you’ll get more of that in your life! For example in dating… you say to yourself: “Well, I hope I don’t meet another girl like the last one I dated, she was just a jerk…”, or “Will the world not send me someone like her?”. Then the world will not know the difference between the two. Now, your focus is on seeing and meeting the “girl of your dreams” coming to your life…. and that’s all you’re going to get! In your dental practice, at times you find yourself in a struggle with money. And you wish you wouldn’t struggle with money anymore. As a dental practice management consultant, I tell my clients that money is attracted to money, because people who have money like money! That’s the idea of money. If, for example, you’re one of those people who say, ” I am always tight with my money, I count every single penny….”. What I advise you to do is go give a hundred dollars to somebody who needs it. And when you do, you just sent a message to the world that you believe in abundance and you believe that everything can come into your life! I’ll tell you a story, there was a family that was in need, then our company wrote a check for a big dollar amount to them, and we just let it go. Talking to a few people, they say like “Are you sure?”, and I said “It’s there, and there’s more coming!”. And I swear to you, I can’t even say that this is reality because I have no scientific proof, but all I know is that every month after that, month after month, we just got better and better! Like crazy things started to happen; I think by the next day we had a record day in the office! And it’s because it’s just a relationship. So, like when I win money, I just go, “Oh, cool!”, because that’s what supposed to happen! It’s because I like money, therefore it likes me. And we’re going to have a nice relationship together! And if you’re like afraid of it, then it’s going to be afraid of you! See the point?
The third secret is what you believe you deserve. And this kind of sum things up! We’ve talked about how we see ourselves; whatever we ask for, whatever we think about most expands; and whether it’s negative or positive, you’re going to get it either way, because the world doesn’t know the difference… so whatever you believe in you deserve it! Like for example, when people buy my dinner, I say “Thank you!”. And it’s because I’m sending them a message that this is fine, that this is a good world! And so what I like to challenge you is start believing you deserve everything you get in life. Instead of saying “no, I don’t deserve these..”, you say “Yes, I have these because I deserve these!”. As a dental practice management consultant, I tell my clients this: with every level you go up, you have to consistently challenge your belief systems! So, if you have goals, constantly challenge yourself. For me, before, what did was write in a piece of paper, “I’ll earn $20,000 a month..” and it was quite a challenge.. and I asked myself “How am I going to do it?”. Believe me, it took me two years to figure that out! And what I started doing is improving my relationship with money. The thing is that if you have a hard time with that goal the first time you write it, you got to write that goal out everyday! And when I achieved my goal of making $20,000 a month, I then went writing down “I want to go for $40,000 a month…” But there is a different feeling in my body, so then I said, “Screw it!”. Why not make it a hundred thousand a month! Well, since I’m at it, might as well keep going! I’ll make $1 million a month! I’ll make $10 million a month! I’ll make a $100 million a month! So, constantly challenge your belief systems and improve your goals!